i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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