yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
they're like a gay fantastic four
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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