We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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