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I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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(216): I don't usually arrange sex via text message http://tfl.nu/akrs

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I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.

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I am not joking.

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(503): I just pulled a feather out of my vagina. (503): I am not joking. http://tfl.nu/l5ol

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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.

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(610): A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex. http://tfl.nu/u4lo

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I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...

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How'd that go?

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Hes on his way with a baseball bat...

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(301): I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been... (443): How'd that go? (301): Hes on his way with a baseball bat... http://tfl.nu/x8jv

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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one

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(239): just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one http://tfl.nu/sg9e

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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.

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And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.

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(310): LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers. (310): And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow. http://tfl.nu/mkft

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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.

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(807): I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing. http://tfl.nu/a3a6

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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.

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You would pick up a guy in AA.

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(443): He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me. (315): You would pick up a guy in AA. http://tfl.nu/v9fc

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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me

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maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA

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(440): somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me (310): maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA http://tfl.nu/mrhy

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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played

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(216): Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played http://tfl.nu/8t1m

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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis

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(202): Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis http://tfl.nu/68pm

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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.

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(402): He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it. http://tfl.nu/81z6

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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.

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(469): I can feel my moral fiber fraying. http://tfl.nu/8494

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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.

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(815): I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex. http://tfl.nu/6un6

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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.

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(541): Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing. http://tfl.nu/bqm2

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