Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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