Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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