My hand turned me down
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize