Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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