Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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