kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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