I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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