you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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