what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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