Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How's work?
Spinning.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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