I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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