pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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