whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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