I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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