idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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