You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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