I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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