I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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