She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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