I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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