obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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