she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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