I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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