listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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