i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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