Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize