YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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