Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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