Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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