Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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