Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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