You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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