that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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