I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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