Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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