Me. At least after what I've been through.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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