do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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