Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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