if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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