it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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