Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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