Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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