She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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