She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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