windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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