she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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